the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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