idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
