I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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