what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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