doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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