it wasn't lemon gatorade
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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