just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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