He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
