If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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