Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
