You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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