You're my little dorito
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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