party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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