I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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