I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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