Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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