It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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