It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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