At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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