Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
