i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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