I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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