She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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