He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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