i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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