i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
How does one acquire holy water?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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