There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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