So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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