I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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