I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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