the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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