Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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