And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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