You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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