I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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