Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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