brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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