i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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