if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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