for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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