I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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