We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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