You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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