I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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