And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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