Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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