I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My balls are so social today.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
