We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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