There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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