Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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