How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
